Eifert in the first is kind of believable, as Gonzo goes next year and White not long after that, but a safety (Shamarko Thomas, 5'9", 217) in the second and freakin' Mathieu in the third? I'm pretty sure the latter fails the filter, all the more so by the absurd ESPN coverage of his rehab: In a controlled environment, he wants to smoke pot, but doesn't. While wearing shoulder pads. In the water. Because they took away his car, he can only cook hot dogs.
Sorry, got off-track. Schager's completely off-base, no?