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Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Postby thescout » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:56 am

Sometimes running the Mularkey offense makes me feel like I'm in a prison.

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Re: Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Postby Pudge » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:31 pm

thescout wrote:Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Well then you don't know what you're missing. As long as you don't do drugs around her, carry around a chain to do some towing, or a crowbar to open any shipping crates, then I'm sure she's a perfectly lovely girlfriend. I certainly would love to date a girl that feels appropriate work clothes are a bra, leather pants, heels, and a fishnet top. :lol:

Was that one guy on a cigarette break when she was beating up the first guy?
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Re: Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Postby thescout » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:26 pm

Pudge wrote:
thescout wrote:Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Was that one guy on a cigarette break when she was beating up the first guy?



Don't know Pudge but he was in the wrong place at the wrong time with this sista. :P These guys are a bunch of wimps.Where did they learn to fight?Their an embarrassment to the male species vs the female race. Could you imagine if she asked you to do something and you didn't want to like taking out the trash? Yeah I bet she's a real hoot in bed. :P :lol:
Sometimes running the Mularkey offense makes me feel like I'm in a prison.

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Re: Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Postby fun gus » Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:19 am

Pudge wrote:. As long as you don't do drugs around her, carry around a chain to do some towing, or a crowbar to open any shipping crates, then I'm sure she's a perfectly lovely girlfriend.



sure, that's how it starts. 20 years later, you need the drugs to look at her, the chain to keep her in the backyard and the crowbar for the mother in law! 8-)
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Re: Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Postby backnblack » Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:07 am

thescout wrote:
Pudge wrote:
thescout wrote:Glad I don't have her for a girlfriend

Was that one guy on a cigarette break when she was beating up the first guy?



Don't know Pudge but he was in the wrong place at the wrong time with this sista. :P These guys are a bunch of wimps.Where did they learn to fight?Their an embarrassment to the male species vs the female race. Could you imagine if she asked you to do something and you didn't want to like taking out the trash? Yeah I bet she's a real hoot in bed. :P :lol:

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